What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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What do you call a lesbian Eskimo?

A Klondike.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr