What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Why don black people go on cruises?

Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What do you call a detective novel about eskimos?

Whodinuit

Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

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What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.