What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.