What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.