Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Peer Pressure Jokes More Peer Pressure Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Peer Jokes More Peer Jokes

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?

Your domain or mine