What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I