What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Why are there so many trees in Harlem?

For public transportation.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.