What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.