Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.