Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"