Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search