How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

What do you call an Asian guy that always shows up before he needs to?

Earl Lee

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Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.