Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue
A: She thought her maxi pad had wings
To catch her false teeth.
Reptiles.
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
He wanted to double his prophets.
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
