Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
A: Under their covers.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Put a brick under each hoof!
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
A: Change it to what
You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation
