What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic?

Llamanated

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

to help with the cavity searches

Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

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How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking