What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

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What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city