What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.