What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.