What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

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You Cantaloupe.