What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.