What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow