They can only learn 4 moves.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
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I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Marshall arts.
A. Hump me dump me!!
Because they have two left feet !