What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

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What is every blonde's ambition?

A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!