What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

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What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!