What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

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Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

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What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.