How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s?

A millennial falcon.

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.