What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What do you call a fly without wings?

A walk.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying