What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Previous Random Joke Next
Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird