What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Dead Bird Jokes More Dead Bird Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.