Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is