Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.