Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What's wrong ?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is