What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's the only thing a feminist is going to change?

The Laundry

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up