What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What is the best way to hunt bear?

With your clothes off

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.