What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.