What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.