What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump- "

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

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What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.