What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment