What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.