What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

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The whole thing was a gas.

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my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Mourning

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I'm not coming into work this morning!"

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.