How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

Moses Jokes More Moses Jokes

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own