How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own