How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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How did Moses feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt.

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it