How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How did Moses make his coffee?

Hebrewed it.

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Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.