Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!