The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
America.
An attornity.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.
Chocolate Ice Cream in July!
They are both empty from the neck up.
You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.
The giraffe put him up to it.
Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
A guardvark!