Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!