Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!