Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why do dogs run in circles ?

Because its hard to run in squares !

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

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What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?

A snout bout!