The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Not being retarded.
Parkinson's
A: Tulips.
Put a peg on it's nose !
Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
They both run in your jeans (genes)
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
How red their necks are.
An aardvark with the sniffles!
The New York Necks
A well 'aardvark!