The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!
Because Africa isn't a country.
Because it is part black.
Stop crying and viper your nose !
Punch him in the nose.
It's already run out of battery.
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
Because he was a neck-romancer....
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
They can stick to the subject!
A vark!
