What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.