What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.