What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.