What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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Have a pigjama party!

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.