What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What's the difference between a blonde and an Airbus A380?

Not everyone has been in an Airbus A380.