Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
A: So he could look like his mama.
He wanted to smoke a joint!
Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Put it in his honey.
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.
One has a d where the other doesn't.
Cause she got a D
Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Stew!
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
The last black man to have a dream got shot.
A: They want to make ends meet.
A: He's been chasing parked cars.
It couldn't find the right spot.
