Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
I don't know. Identify it, I guess.
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim
Numchucks.
you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.
It made him wed his plants!
Cause they want the D.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
He left his foot on the clutch.
The last black man to have a dream got shot.
Shoot for the Tsars.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
A: That hit the spot.
He was a cheetah.
