Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.