What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

Wind Tunnel Jokes More Wind Tunnel Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.