What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

Wind Tunnel Jokes More Wind Tunnel Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.