What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

Fast Way Jokes More Fast Way Jokes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

Wind Tunnel Jokes More Wind Tunnel Jokes

What do you get if you put 20 blondes in a row standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!