What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.