What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.