What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

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What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.