Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't girls count to 70?

Cause 69's a mouthful!

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!