Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What does a person with no arms and a guy dating a vegetarian have in common?

They both get toe food

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.