Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

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sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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They both ride bikes and go on missions.

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That ash.

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Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano