Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.