Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.

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What could Dora the Explorer's kids be called?

Doritos

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano