What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry