What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.