What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!