What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!