What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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What does FIAT stand for?

Fix It Again Tony

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

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What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.