What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

it's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

RemindMe! 2 days to edit this post

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

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What's an epileptic's favorite side dish?

Seizure salad.

What salad is bad for your health?

Seizure salad.

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you call an epileptic with a personality disorder?

A myclonic jerk.