What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.