What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

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What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch?

A seizure salad.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell