What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Truck Load Jokes More Truck Load Jokes

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?