Bowling Ball Jokes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

Riddler Jokes More Riddler Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What's the Riddler's favourite beverage?

Obscuri-tea.

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What's the instinctual response to a bad gym selfie?

A reflex of course.

Madonna Jokes More Madonna Jokes

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.