How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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How do you find a black person?

Guilty.

Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

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What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees?

One live baby nailed to ten trees.

What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'