How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them?

To a remote island...

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?

Wait until he's finished.

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What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.