How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

What do you find up a clean nose?

Finger-prints.

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What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.