What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

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A sumo shaves their legs.

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I don't have a corvette in my garage.

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With a pitchfork!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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The winner of hide and seek.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline?

I take my boots off to jump on the trampoline.

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.