What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.

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What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How messy is your closet Joe?

You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"

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With a pitchfork!

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.