I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.
One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.
One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?
Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
You have been in your closet for an entire month cleaning it!"
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
aggregated basalt
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
They're both convertables.