What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

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What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

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What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and my Chrysler have in common?

They're both convertables.