What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ?

Ankansas though any piece of wood !