What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.