What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

Elect Jokes More Elect Jokes

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.