What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!