What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster?

One drinks bleach and watches spirits the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.