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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Supporter Jokes More Supporter Jokes

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

Big Joke Jokes More Big Joke Jokes

What is the biggest joke?

Reddit.

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

Electoral College Jokes More Electoral College Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.