Elect Jokes

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

How do you get elected president of my pants?

By the vote of the Erectional College...

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens?

Either way, they're going down in history.

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Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

News Jokes More News Jokes

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Big Joke Jokes More Big Joke Jokes

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Electoral College Jokes More Electoral College Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.