The current US presidential election
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Look a bit to the right.
Reddit.
My life. My entire goddamned life.
The PUNter
I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams
Baby universe was born.
Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)
Mustardo!
Because : he still loves vista,baby!
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
Reintarnation.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Row vs. Wade
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
Go big or go home
