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Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).
He just started fiddling with it.
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )
They both lost their pop.
When your nose touches the ceiling !
I don't know, just some dude.
Row vs. Wade
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!
There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
let me be your *soil*mate
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