The current US presidential election
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Look a bit to the right.
Reddit.
My life. My entire goddamned life.
The PUNter
A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
The latter represents people that win.
Very limited fonts.
A bearl roll.
A gristly bear.
They mostly wrap.
He heard the ref was blowing fouls
A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!
For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
An elephant !
