The current US presidential election
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Look a bit to the right.
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My life. My entire goddamned life.
The PUNter
A bear-icade
A bouncing baby boa !
An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
An elephant !
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
Because their horns don't work!
She grew out of her b-shells
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
Because every other letter is not E!
A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
They both lost their pop.
No home oh
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.