The current US presidential election
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Reddit.
My life. My entire goddamned life.
The PUNter
Because they have little patients.
the guy likes his power chords too much.
They're repulsive!
The Apey-cees!
Pubs
Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!
She grew out of her B - shells!
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
No home oh
They both lost their pop.
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When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
A Wind-up Merchant.
