The Big Foreplay.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Islam.
The Big Cigarette
I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams
x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam
Baby universe was born.
Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
A Racist!
A Quranosaurus.
Ginger-bred
They're all born hoofers!
Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.
