Big Bang Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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How do you find a drug dealer donkey?

Just follow his coke mules.

What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!