Big Bang Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What is the difference between a cult and a religion?

Popularity.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.