What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.