What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.