What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

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How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.