Resistance Jokes

What did Borg say to Georg Ohm?

Resistance is futile."

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What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?

Resistance if feudal

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

What do you get when you put resistance on a stove?

Ohm on the range

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

What do you call a love story between resistance and energy?

Omhmeo and Jouleiet

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

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He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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