Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

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Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.