Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook