Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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Why do Muslims hate Reddit?

Haram be everywhere

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!"

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO