Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.