Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.