A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.