A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the hardest part about sleeping with twenty one year olds?

There is twenty of them

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Glass Jokes More Glass Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse