A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

How do these presidential candidates sleep at night?

With an electorate blanket.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Which way did the programmer go?

He went data way.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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Why dot net developers don't wear glasses?

Because they see sharp.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse