Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

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What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

How much does it cost to clean up Germany?

About 6 million.

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What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.