What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

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Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why did the sheep move house?

The neighbours were baaastsrds.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!