What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!