Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

What does an Elephant use as a tampon?

A sheep

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"