Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.