How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.