Black Woman Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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What do you call a black woman that gets an abortion?

Crime stopper

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What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions?

A crime fighter.

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

What do you call a black woman whose had an abortion?

A crimefighter

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What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

How does a black woman fight crime?

By having an abortion

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How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

What do you call a black woman whose had 7 abortions?

A crime fighter.

What do you call a black woman on the moon?

An astronaut.

What do you call a black woman in space?

An astronaut, you douchebag.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

How does a black women know she's pregnant?

When she pulls put her tampon the cotton I'd already picked

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

Why do pirates prefer black women?

They love booty.

What u call a black woman with 7 abortions?

Crimefighter

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

What do mysoginy and racism have in common?

Black women.

What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions?

A crime fighter.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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