How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

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Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's the difference between a homeless man and a trash can?

One of them gets taken in every once in a while.

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

9 Month Jokes More 9 Month Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.