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When he takes out the trash
9 months
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
Dead in the trash
Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children
Out of the trash and into the garbage
One of them gets taken in every once in a while.
A dead baby in three trash cans.
So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.
Finding an empty bottle in the trash.
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Trash gets picked up.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
They trash talk.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
The trash gets taken out once a week.
Because he's always talking trash.
Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.
One dead baby in seven trash cans. What's your dead baby joke
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
A rootabaga.
A dead baby in 6 trash cans.
Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"
One kid in three trash cans
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
One dead baby in five trash cans
One baby in ten trash cans.
A baby in two dumpsters.
One baby stapled to ten trees
a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
Because they are lazy and have small hands!
Because her children were not very bright.
Because they practice relative dating!
Sea-sections
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
The insti-gator.
All their work is pro Bono.
High maintenance
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
It's 5 o'cluck somewhere.
Ask your parents
Can I push your stool in?
