How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months