How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

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What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.