How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions?

A crime fighter

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.