How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.