How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

How do you know when a black woman is pregnant?

When you pull out her tampon and all the cotton is picked.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.