How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.